Postscript

           Inbehalfofthedignityofwhaling,Iwouldfainadvancenaughtbutsubstantiatedfacts.Butafterembattlinghisfacts,anadvocatewhoshouldwhollysuppressanotunreasonablesurmise,whichmighttelleloquentlyuponhiscausesuchanadvocate,wouldhenotbeblame-worthy?

           Itiswellknownthatatthecoronationofkingsandqueens,evenmodernones,acertaincuriousprocessofseasoningthemfortheirfunctionsisgonethrough.Thereisasaltcellarofstate,socalled,andtheremaybeacastorofstate.Howtheyusethesalt,preciselywhoknows?CertainIam,however,thataking’sheadissolemnlyoiledathiscoronation,evenasaheadofsalad.Canitbe,though,thattheyanointitwithaviewofmakingitsinteriorrunwell,astheyanointmachinery?Muchmightberuminatedhere,concerningtheessentialdignityofthisregalprocess,becauseincommonlifeweesteembutmeanlyandcontemptiblyafellowwhoanointshishair,andpalpablysmellsofthatanointing.Intruth,amaturemanwhouseshairoil,unlessmedicinally,thatmanhasprobablygotaquoggyspotinhimsomewhere.Asageneralrule,hecan’tamounttomuchinhistotality.

           Buttheonlythingtobeconsideredhereisthiswhatkindofoilisusedatcoronations?Certainlyitcannotbeoliveoil,normacassaroil,norcastoroil,norbear’soil,nortrainoil,norcod-liveroil.Whatthencanitpossiblybe,butthespermoilinitsunmanufactured,unpollutedstate,thesweetestofalloils?

           Thinkofthat,yeloyalBritons!wewhalemensupplyyourkingsandqueenswithcoronationstuff!

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