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           Herestedamomentincriticalrumination.Thenhehuddledoverhisdesk,andattheheadoftheleftcolumn,inacrampedandfinickyhand,hewrote,"BlackEyes!!!"Atthetopoftherightcolumnhewrote,"FeathersinMyCap!!!!!"Heleanedbackoncemoretoinspecthischartadmiringlyfromanobjectiveperspective.Afterafewsecondsofsolemndeliberation,helickedthetipofhispencilcarefullyandwroteunder"BlackEyes!!!,"afterintentintervals:FerraraBologna(bomblinemovedonmapduring)SkeetrangeNakedmaninformation(afterAvignon)Thenheadded:Foodpoisoning(duringBologna)andMoaning(epidemicofduringAvignonbriefing)Thenheadded:Chaplain(hangingaroundofficers"clubeverynight)Hedecidedtobecharitableaboutthechaplain,eventhoughhedidnotlikehim,andunder"FeathersinMyCap!!!!!"hewrote:Chaplain(hangingaroundofficers"clubeverynight)Thetwochaplainentries,therefore,neutralizedeachother.Alongside"Ferrara"and"Nakedmaninformation(afterAvignon)"hethenwrote:Yossarian!Alongside"Bologna(bomblinemovedonmapduring)’,"Foodpoisoning(duringBologna)"and"Moaning(epidemicofduringAvignonbriefing)"hewroteinabold,decisivehand:?Thoseentrieslabeled"?"weretheoneshewantedtoinvestigateimmediatelytodetermineifYossarianhadplayedanypartinthem.

           Suddenlyhisarmbegantoshake,andhewasunabletowriteanymore.Herosetohisfeetinterror,feelingstickyandfat,andrushedtotheopenwindowtogulpinfreshair.