Бойцовский клуб
Chapter 18
Acarpassesusontherightwithabumperstickersaying,"IDriveBetterWhenI’mDrunk." Thenewspapersaysthousandsofthesebumperstickersjustappearedoncarsonemorning. Otherbumperstickerssaidthingslike"MakeMineVeal."
"DrunkDriversAgainstMothers."
"RecycleAlltheAnimals."
Readingthenewspaper,IknewtheMisinformationCommitteehadpulledthis. OrtheMischiefCommittee.
Sittingbesideme,ourcleanandsoberfightclubmechanictellsme,yeah, theDrunkbumperstickersarepartofProjectMayhem.
Thethreespacemonkeysarequietinthebackseat.
TheMischiefCommitteeisprintingairlinepocketcards thatshowpassengersfightingeachotherforoxygenmasks whiletheirjetlinerflamesdowntowardtherocksatathousandmilesanhour.
MischiefandMisinformationCommitteesareracingeachothertodevelopacomputervirus thatwillmakeautomatedbanktellerssickenoughtovomitstormsoften-andtwenty-dollarbills.
Thecigarettelighterinthedashpopsouthot, andthemechanictellsmetolightthecandlesonthebirthdaycake.
Ilightthecandles,andthecakeshimmersunderalittlehalooffire.
"Whatwillyouwishyou’ddonebeforeyoudied?" themechanicsaysandswervesusintothepathofatruckcominghead-on.
