Chapter 5

           Thesecuritytaskforceguyexplainedeverythingtome. 

           Baggagehandlerscanignoreatickingsuitcase. Thesecuritytaskforceguy,hecalledbaggagehandlersThrowers. Modernbombsdon’ttick. Butasuitcasethatvibrates,thebaggagehandlers,theThrowers,havetocallthepolice. 

           HowIcametolivewithTylerisbecausemostairlineshavethispolicyaboutvibratingbaggage. 

           MyflightbackfromDulles,Ihadeverythinginthatonebag. Whenyoutravelalot,youlearntopackthesameforeverytrip. Sixwhiteshirts. Twoblacktrousers. Thebareminimumyouneedtosurvive. 

           Travelingalarmclock. 

           Cordlesselectricrazor. 

           Toothbrush. 

           Sixpairunderwear. 

           Sixpairblacksocks. 

           Itturnsout,mysuitcasewasvibratingondeparturefromDulles,accordingtothesecuritytaskforceguy,sothepolicetookitofftheflight. Everythingwasinthatbag. Mycontactlensstuff. Oneredtiewithbluestripes. Onebluetiewithredstripes. Theseareregimentalstripes,notclubtiestripes. Andonesolidredtie. 

           Alistofallthesethingsusedtohangontheinsideofmybedroomdoorathome.