Бойцовский клуб
Chapter 2
Thebigmoosietreedrightacrosstheroomwhenitwashugtime,hisarmsathissides,hisshouldersrounded.Hisbigmoosiechinonhischest,hiseyesalreadyshrink-wrappedintears.Shufflinghisfeet,kneestogetherinvisiblesteps,Bobslidacrossthebasementfloortoheavehimselfonme.
Bobpancakeddownonme.
Bob’sbigarmswrappedaroundme.
BigBobwasajuicer,hesaid.AllthosesaladdaysonDianabolandthentheracehorsesteroid,Wistrol.Hisowngym,BigBobownedagym. He’dbeenmarriedthreetimes.He’ddoneproductendorsements,andhadIseenhimontelevision,ever?Thewholehow-toprogramaboutexpandingyourchestwaspracticallyhisinvention.
Strangerswiththiskindofhonestymakemegoabigrubberyone,ifyouknowwhatImean.
Bobdidn’tknow.Maybeonlyoneofhishuevoshadeverdescended,andheknewthiswasariskfactor.Bobtoldmeaboutpostoperativehormonetherapy.
Alotofbodybuildersshootingtoomuchtestosteronewouldgetwhattheycalledbitchtits.
IhadtoaskwhatBobmeantbyhuevos.
Huevos,Bobsaid.Gonads.Nuts.Jewels.Testes.Balls.InMexico,whereyoubuyyoursteroids,theycallthem"eggs."
Divorce,divorce,divorce,Bobsaidandshowedmeawalletphotoofhimselfhugeandnakedatfirstglance,inaposingstrapatsomecontest.
