Пятьдесят оттенков серого

           ChristianGrey

           CEO,GreyEnterprisesHoldingsInc.

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           From:AnastasiaSteele

           Subject:GymnasticLinguistics

           Date:May31201122:36EST

           To:ChristianGrey

           Haveyoubeenplayingwiththethesaurusagain?

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           From:ChristianGrey

           Subject:Rumbled

           Date:May31201119:40

           To:AnastasiaSteele

           Youknowmesowell,MissSteele.

           IamhavingdinnerwithanoldfriendnowsoIwillbedriving.

           Laters,baby©.

           ChristianGrey

           CEO,GreyEnterprisesHoldings,Inc.

           Whicholdfriend?Ididn’tthinkChristianhadanyoldfriends,except…her.Ifrownatthescreen.Whydoeshehavetostillseeher?Searing,green,biliousjealousycoursesthroughmeunexpectedly.Iwanttohitsomething,preferablyMrs.Robinson.Switchingthelaptopoffinatemper,Iclamberintobed.

           Ishouldreallyrespondtohislonge-mailfromthismorning,butI’msuddenlytooangry.Whycan’theseeherforwhatsheis—achildmolester?Iswitchoffthelight,seething,staringintothedarkness.Howdareshe?Howdareshepickonavulnerableadolescent?Isshestilldoingit?Whydidtheystop?Variousscenariosfilterthroughmymind:Ifhehadhadenough,thenwhyishestillfriendswithher?Dittoher—isshemarried?Divorced?Jeez—doesshehavechildrenofherown?DoesshehaveChristian’schildren?Mysubconsciousrearsheruglyhead,leering,andI’mshockedandnauseatedatthethought.DoesDr.Flynnknowabouther?

           Istruggleoutofbedandfirethemeanmachineupagain.Iamonamission.Idrummyfingersimpatientlywaitingforthebluescreentoappear.