Тонкое искусство пофигизма
Chapter 1
Andthefactthatyougetpissedoffsoeasilystartstopissyouoffevenmore.Andthen,inyourpettyrage,yourealizethatbeingangryallthetimemakesyouashallowandmeanperson,andyouhatethis;youhateitsomuchthatyougetangryatyourself.Nowlookatyou:you’reangryatyourselfgettingangryaboutbeingangry.Fuckyou,wall.Here,haveafist.
Oryou’resoworriedaboutdoingtherightthingallthetimethatyoubecomeworriedabouthowmuchyou’reworrying.Oryoufeelsoguiltyforeverymistakeyoumakethatyoubegintofeelguiltyabouthowguiltyyou’refeeling.Oryougetsadandalonesooftenthatitmakesyoufeelevenmoresadandalonejustthinkingaboutit.
WelcometotheFeedbackLoopfromHell.Chancesareyou’veengagedinitmorethanafewtimes.Maybeyou’reengaginginitrightnow:“God,IdotheFeedbackLoopallthetime—I’msuchaloserfordoingit.Ishouldstop.OhmyGod,Ifeellikesuchaloserforcallingmyselfaloser.Ishouldstopcallingmyselfaloser.Ah,fuck!I’mdoingitagain!See?I’maloser!Argh!”
Calmdown,amigo.Believeitornot,thisispartofthebeautyofbeinghuman.Veryfewanimalsonearthhavetheabilitytothinkcogentthoughtstobeginwith,butwehumanshavetheluxuryofbeingabletohavethoughtsaboutourthoughts.SoIcanthinkaboutwatchingMileyCyrusvideosonYouTube,andthenimmediatelythinkaboutwhatasickoIamforwantingtowatchMileyCyrusvideosonYouTube.
