Тонкое искусство пофигизма
Chapter 3
Hecasuallyputsonefootdownonthepack,stompinglightly,alast-ditcheffort.IanxiouslywaitforhimtogetupandleavesoIcangetonwithmylifeandforgetthiswholenightmare.
Buthisfootstopsonsomething.“Whatisthis?”heasks,tappingwithhisfoot.
“Whatiswhat?”Isay.
“There’sstillsomethinginhere.”Hepicksupthebagandstartsfeelingaroundthebottomofit.Formetheroomgetsfuzzy;everythinggoeswobbly.
WhenIwasyoung,Iwassmart.Iwasfriendly.ButIwasalsoashithead.Imeanthatinthemostlovingwaypossible.Iwasarebellious,lyinglittleshithead.Angryandfullofresentment.WhenIwastwelve,Ihackedmyhouse’ssecuritysystemwithrefrigeratormagnetssoIcouldsneakoutundetectedinthemiddleofthenight.MyfriendandIwouldputhismom’scarinneutralandpushitintothestreetsowecoulddrivearoundwithoutwakingherup.IwouldwritepapersaboutabortionbecauseIknewmyEnglishteacherwasahardcoreconservativeChristian.AnotherfriendandIstolecigarettesfromhismomandsoldthemtokidsoutbehindtheschool.
AndIalsocutasecretcompartmentintothebottomofmybackpacktohidemymarijuana.
ThatwasthesamehiddencompartmentMr.PricefoundaftersteppingonthedrugsIwashiding.Ihadbeenlying.And,aspromised,Mr.Pricedidn’tgoeasyonme.Afewhourslater,likemostthirteen-year-oldshandcuffedinthebackofapolicecar,Ithoughtmylifewasover.
AndIwaskindofright,inaway.