Тонкое искусство пофигизма

           Nobodywantstofeelthattheycan’tsaywhattheyreallymean.

           Yetpeoplechoosethesethings.Allthetime.

           Honestyisanaturalhumancraving.Butpartofhavinghonestyinourlivesisbecomingcomfortablewithsayingandhearingtheword“no.”Inthisway,rejectionactuallymakesourrelationshipsbetterandouremotionalliveshealthier.

           Boundaries

           Onceuponatime,thereweretwoyoungsters,aboyandagirl.Theirfamilieshatedeachother.Buttheboysnuckintoapartyhostedbythegirl’sfamilybecausehewaskindofadick.Thegirlseestheboy,andangelssingsosweetlytoherlady-partsthatsheinstantlyfallsinlovewithhim.Justlikethat.Andsohesneaksintohergardenandtheydecidetogetmarriedthenextfreakingday,because,youknow,that’stotallypractical,especiallywhenyourparentswanttomurdereachother.Jumpaheadafewdays.Theirfamiliesfindoutaboutthemarriageandthrowashit-fit.Mercutiodies.Thegirlissoupsetthatshedrinksapotionthatwillputhertosleepfortwodays.But,unfortunately,theyoungcouplehasn’tlearnedtheinsandoutsofgoodmaritalcommunicationyet,andtheyounggirltotallyforgetstomentionsomethingaboutittohernewhusband.Theyoungmanthereforemistakeshisnewwife’sself-inducedcomaforsuicide.Hethentotallyloseshismarblesandhecommitssuicide,thinkinghe’sgoingtobewithherintheafterlifeorsomeshit.