Таинственная история Билли Миллигана

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           Philiptookalongadecorativeswordhefoundintheapartment.

           Attheroadside-restareanearRockbridgeinHockingCounty,theynoticedasingleVolkswagenBeetlewithtwo

           occupants,parkedinfrontofthemensroom.PhilippulledtheGrandPrixaroundtotheothersideofthehighway,facingintheoppositedirection.HetooktwoPreludinsthatLufthandedhim.Thentheysatforhalfanhour,watchingtheVW.Noonecameorwent.

           Luftsaid,"Thatmustbeacoupleof’em.Whoelsewouldjuststayparkedsolongattwointhemorninginfrontofthemensroom?"

           "I’llgoinfoist,"Philipsaid."Witmysword.Iftheyfoliameinside,youcomeupbehind’emwitthepiece."

           Philipfeltgoodashewalkedacrossthehighway,theswordunderhiscoat,tothemen’sroom.Justasheexpected,thetwomenfollowedhim.

           Astheyapproached,hefelthisskincrawling.Hewasn’tsureifitwasthemorthespeedthatwasdoingit,buthewhippedouthisswordandgrabbedthequeen.Theguywithhimwasafatslob.WhenLuftcameupandshovedthegunintheguy’sback,thefaggotstoodtherestunnedandshakinglikeamountainofjelly.

           "Allright,fuckin’faggots!"Luftshouted."Laydownonthefuckin’floor."

           Philipstrippedthefatoneofhiswallet,aringandawatch.Luftdidthesametotheotherone.

           ThenPhiliporderedthemintothecar.