Таинственная история Билли Миллигана

           "‘Well’what?"

           "Canyoumakeitagain?"

           "Look,"Allensaid,"likeItoldyourfriendoverthere,youdon’thavetodoanythingandwecanstillbefriends."

           "Well,honey,youcandoanythingyouwant,butIdon’twantSamtogetmad.You’reaprettyniceguy.He’skindofbusywithTrina,soIguesshewon’tnotice."

           WhenSamwasdone,hewenttothetrunk,pulledacoupleofbeersoutofthecoolerandhandedonetoAllen.

           "Well,"hesaid,"how’dyoulikethegirls?"

           "Ididn’tdoanything,Sam."

           "Youmeanyoudidn’tdoanything?Ortheydidn’tdoanything?"

           "Itoldthemtheydidn’thaveto.WhenI’mready,I’llgetmarried."

           "Shit."

           "Now,that’sokay,takeiteasy,"Allensaid."Everything’scool."

           "Cool,crap!"Hestormedovertothegirls."Itoldyouthisguywasavirgin.Itwasuptoyoutwototurnhimon."DollywalkedtothebackofthecarwhereGarrisonwasstandingandsawtherifleinthetrunk."You’reintrouble,buddy."

           "Shit.Getinthecar,"Garrisonsaid."We’lltakeyouback.""I’mnotgettinginthecar."

           "Well,then,fuckyou!"

           Garrisonslammedthetrunkshutandjumpedbehindthewheel."C’mon,Billy.Letthegoddamnbitcheswalk.