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           "Sureis.Thereweregiantsontheearthinthosedays."

           "IwishtIlivedthen.Pirateships.Ohboy!Bang-bang!Strikeyourcolors!Potsofgoldandladiesinsilkdressesandjewels.IsurewishtIlivedthen.Someofourfolksdone—didit.Yousaidsoyourself."

           "Kindofgenteelpiracy—theycalledthemprivateers.Iguessitwasn’tassweetasitsoundsfromadistance.Saltbeefandbiscuit.Therewasscurvyontheearthinthosedaystoo."

           "Iwouldn’tmindthat.I’dgetthegoldandbringithome.Iguesstheywon’tletyoudoitanymore."

           "No—it’sbiggerandbetterorganizednow.Theycallitdiplomacy."

           "There’saboyinourschoolthatwontwotelevisionprizes—fiftydollarsandtwohundreddollars.How’sthat?"

           "Hemustbesmart."

           "Him?Coursenot.It’satrick,hesays.Yougottolearnthetrickandthenyougetagimmick."

           "Gimmick?"

           "Sure—likeyou’reacrippleoryousupportyouroldmotherraisingfrogs.Thatgivesyouaudienceinterestsotheychooseyou.He’sgotamagazinewitheverycontestinthewholecountryinit.CanIgetoneofthosemagazines,Pop?"

           "Well,piracyisout,butIguesstheimpulselingers."

           "Howdoyoumean?"

           "Somethingfornothing.Wealthwithouteffort."

           "CanIgetthatmagazine?"

           "Ithoughtsuchthingswereindisreputesincethepayolascandals."

           "Hell,no.Imeanno,sir.Theyjustchangeditaroundalittle.I’dsureliketocutinonsomeofthatloot."