Бойцовский клуб
Chapter 5
Ninetimesoutoften,thesecuritytaskforceguysays,thevibrationisanelectricrazor. Thiswasmycordlesselectricrazor. Theothertime,it’savibratingdildo.
Thesecuritytaskforceguytoldmethis. Thiswasatmydestination,withoutmysuitcase,whereIwasabouttocabithomeandfindmyflannelsheetsshreddedontheground.
Imagine,thetaskforceguysays,tellingapassengeronarrivalthatadildokeptherbaggageontheEastCoast. Sometimesit’sevenaman. It’sairlinepolicynottoimplyownershipintheeventofadildo. Usetheindefinitearticle.
Adildo.
Neveryourdildo.
Never,eversaythedildoaccidentallyturneditselfon.
Adildoactivateditselfandcreatedanemergencysituationthatrequiredevacuatingyourbaggage.
RainwasfallingwhenIwokeupformyconnectioninStapleton.
RainwasfallingwhenIwokeuponourfinalapproachtohome.
Anannouncementtoldustopleasetakethisopportunitytocheckaroundourseatsforanypersonalbelongingswemighthaveleftbehind. Thentheannouncementsaidmyname. WouldIpleasemeetwithanairlinerepresentativewaitingatthegate.
Isetmywatchbackthreehours,anditwasstillaftermidnight.
