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           Asortoffunexplosiveispotassiumpermanganatemixedwithpowderedsugar. Theideaistomixoneingredientthatwillburnveryfastwithasecondingredient thatwillsupplyenoughoxygenforthatburning. Thisburnssofast,it’sanexplosion. 

           Bariumperoxideandzincdust. 

           Ammoniumnitrateandpowderedaluminum. 

           Thenouvellecuisineofanarchy. 

           Bariumnitrateinasauceofsulfurandgarnishedwithcharcoal. That’syourbasicgunpowder. 

           Bonappetit. 

           Packthecomputermonitorfullofthis,andwhensomeoneturnsonthepower, thisisfiveorsixpoundsofgunpowderexplodingintheirface. 

           Theproblemis,Isortoflikedmyboss. 

           Ifyou’remale,andyou’reChristianandlivinginAmerica,yourfatherisyourmodelforGod. Andsometimesyoufindyourfatherinyourcareer. 

           ExceptTylerdidn’tlikemyboss. 

           Thepolicewouldbelookingforme. IwasthelastpersonoutofthebuildinglastFridaynight. Iwokeupatmydeskwithmybreathcondensedonthedesktop andTyleronthetelephone,tellingme, "Gooutside.Wehaveacar." 

           WehaveaCadillac. 

           Thegasolinewasstillonmyhands. 

           Thefightclubmechanicasked,whatwillyouwishyou’ddonebeforeyoudied? 

           Iwantedoutofmyjob.IwasgivingTylerpermission. Bemyguest.Killmyboss.