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           ThisisTyler’slittlepeptalk. Thenheopenedeachofthefoldedsquaresofpaperinthecardboardboxinfrontofhim. Thisishoweachcommitteeproposeseventsfortheupcomingweek. Writetheeventonthecommitteetablet. Tearoffthesheet,foldit,andputitinthebox. Tylerchecksouttheproposalsandthrowsoutanybadideas. 

           Foreachideahethrowsout,Tylerputsafoldedblankintothebox. 

           Theneveryoneinthecommitteetakesapaperoutofthebox. ThewayTylerexplainedtheprocesstome,ifsomebodydrawsablank, heonlyhashishomeworktodothatweek. 

           Ifyoudrawaproposal,thenyouhavetogototheimportbeerfestivalthisweekend andpushoveraguyinachemicaltoilet. You’llgetextrafavorifyougetbeatupfordoingthis. Oryouhavetoattendthefashionshowattheshoppingcenteratrium andthrowstrawberrygelatinfromthemezzanine. 

           Ifyougetarrested,you’reofftheAssaultCommittee. Ifyoulaugh,you’reoffthecommittee. 

           Nobodyknowswhodrawsaproposal, andnobodyexceptTylerknowswhatalltheproposalsareandwhichareaccepted andwhichproposalshethrowsinthetrash. Laterthatweek,youmightreadinthenewspaperaboutanunidentifiedman, downtown,jumpingthedriverofaJaguarconvertibleandsteeringthecarintoafountain. 

           Youhavetowonder.Wasthisacommitteeproposalyoucould’vedrawn?