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           IntheAssaultCommitteeofProjectMayhem,thisweekTylersaysheraneveryonethroughwhatitwouldtaketoshootagun. Allagundoesisfocusanexplosioninonedirection. 

           AtthelastmeetingoftheAssaultCommittee,Tylerbroughtagunandtheyellowpagesofthephonebook. TheymeetinthebasementwherefightclubmeetsonSaturdaynight.Eachcommitteemeetsonadifferentnight: 

           ArsonmeetsonMonday. 

           AssaultonTuesday. 

           MischiefmeetsonWednesday. 

           AndMisinformationmeetsonThursday. 

           OrganizedChaos.TheBureaucracyofAnarchy.Youfigureitout. 

           Supportgroups.Sortof. 

           SoTuesdaynight,theAssaultCommitteeproposedeventsfortheupcomingweek, andTylerreadtheproposalsandgavethecommitteeitshomework. 

           Bythistimenextweek,eachguyontheAssaultCommitteehastopickafightwherehewon’tcomeoutahero. Andnotinfightclub. Thisisharderthanitsounds. Amanonthestreetwilldoanythingnottofight. 

           TheideaistotakesomeJoeonthestreetwho’sneverbeeninafightandrecruithim. Lethimexperiencewinningforthefirsttimeinhislife. Gethimtoexplode. Givehimpermissiontobeatthecrapoutofyou. 

           Youcantakeit.Ifyouwin,youscrewedup. 

           "Whatwehavetodo,people,"Tylertoldthecommittee, "isremindtheseguyswhatkindofpowertheystillhave."