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Augustus Gloop Goes up the Pipe
’Impossible!’criedMrWonka.’Unthinkable!Inconceivable!Absurd!Hecouldneverbemadeintomarshmallows!’
’Andwhynot,mayIask?’shoutedMrsGloop.
’Becausethatpipedoesn’tgoanywherenearit!Thatpipe—theoneAugustuswentup—happenstoleaddirectlytotheroomwhereImakeamostdeliciouskindofstrawberry-flavouredchocolate-coatedfudge...’
’Thenhe’llbemadeintostrawberry-flavouredchocolate-coatedfudge!’screamedMrsGloop. ’MypoorAugustus!They’llbesellinghimbythepoundalloverthecountrytomorrowmorning!’
’Quiteright,’saidMrGloop.
’IknowI’mright,’saidMrsGloop.
’It’sbeyondajoke,’saidMrGloop.
’MrWonkadoesn’tseemtothinkso!’criedMrsGloop.’Justlookathim!He’slaughinghisheadoff!Howdareyoulaughlikethatwhenmyboy’sjustgoneupthepipe! Youmonster!’sheshrieked,pointingherumbrellaatMrWonkaasthoughsheweregoingtorunhimthrough.’Youthinkit’sajoke,doyou?YouthinkthatsuckingmyboyupintoyourFudgeRoomlikethatisjustonegreatbigcolossaljoke?’
’He’llbeperfectlysafe,’saidMrWonka,gigglingslightly.
’He’llbechocolatefudge!’shriekedMrsGloop.