Augustus Gloop Goes up the Pipe

           WhenMrWonkaturnedroundandsawwhatAugustusGloopwasdoing,hecriedout, ’Oh,no!Please,Augustus,please!Ibegofyounottodothat.Mychocolatemustbeuntouchedbyhumanhands!’ 

           ’Augustus!’calledoutMrsGloop.’Didn’tyouhearwhatthemansaid?Comeawayfromthatriveratonce!’ 

           ’Thisstuffisfabulous!’saidAugustus,takingnottheslightestnoticeofhismotherorMrWonka.’Gosh,Ineedabuckettodrinkitproperly!’ 

           ’Augustus,’criedMrWonka,hoppingupanddownandwagglinghisstickintheair,’youmustcomeaway.Youaredirtyingmychocolate!’ 

           ’Augustus!’criedMrsGloop. 

           ’Augustus!’criedMrGloop. 

           ButAugustuswasdeaftoeverythingexceptthecallofhisenormousstomach.Hewasnowlyingfulllengthonthegroundwithhisheadfaroutovertheriver,lappingupthechocolatelikeadog. 

           ’Augustus!’shoutedMrsGloop.’You’llbegivingthatnastycoldofyourstoaboutamillionpeoplealloverthecountry!’ 

           ’Becareful,Augustus!’shoutedMrGloop.’You’releaningtoofarout!’ 

           MrGloopwasabsolutelyright. Forsuddenlytherewasashriek,andthenasplash,andintotheriverwentAugustusGloop,andinonesecondhehaddisappearedunderthebrownsurface.