Chapter 7
WilburlikedCharlottebetterandbettereachday.Hercampaignagainstinsectsseemedsensibleanduseful.Hardlyanybodyaroundthefarmhadagoodwordtosayforafly.Fliesspenttheirtimepesteringothers.Thecowshatedthem.Thehorsesdetestedthem.Thesheeploathedthem.Mr.andMrs.Zuckermanwerealwayscomplainingaboutthem,andputtingupscreens.
WilburadmiredthewayCharlottemanaged.Hewasparticularlygladthatshealwaysputhervictimtosleepbeforeeatingit.
"It’srealthoughtfulofyoutodothat,Charlotte,"hesaid.
"Yes,"sherepliedinhersweet,musicalvoice,"Ialwaysgivethemananaestheticsotheywon’tfeelpain.It’salittleserviceIthrowin."
Asthedayswentby,Wilburgrewandgrew.Heatethreebigmealsaday.Hespentlonghourslyingonhisside,halfasleep,dreamingpleasantdreams.Heenjoyedgoodhealthandhegainedalotofweight.Oneafternoon,whenFernwassittingonherstool,theoldestsheepwalkedintothebarn,andstoppedtopayacallonWilbur.
"Hello!"shesaid."Seemstomeyou’reputtingonweight."
"Yes,IguessIam,"repliedWilbur."Atmyageit’sagoodideatokeepgaining."
"Justthesame,Idon’tenvyyou,"saidtheoldsheep."Youknowwhythey’refatteningyouup,don’tyou?"
"No,"saidWilbur.
"Well,Idon’tliketospreadbadnews,"saidthesheep,"butthey’refatteningyouupbecausethey’regoingtokillyou,that’swhy."
"They’regoingtowhat?"screamedWilbur.Ferngrewrigidonherstool.
"Killyou.Turnyouintosmokedbaconandham,"continuedtheoldsheep.