Тонкое искусство пофигизма

           Whyyouwouldwanttoemulateapsychopath,Ihavenofuckingclue.

           Sowhatdoesnotgivingafuckmean?Let’slookatthree“subtleties”thatshouldhelpclarifythematter.

           Subtlety#1:Notgivingafuckdoesnotmeanbeingindifferent;itmeansbeingcomfortablewithbeingdifferent.

           Let’sbeclear.There’sabsolutelynothingadmirableorconfidentaboutindifference.Peoplewhoareindifferentarelameandscared.They’recouchpotatoesandInternettrolls.Infact,indifferentpeopleoftenattempttobeindifferentbecauseinrealitytheygivewaytoomanyfucks.Theygiveafuckaboutwhateveryonethinksoftheirhair,sotheyneverbotherwashingorcombingit.Theygiveafuckaboutwhateveryonethinksoftheirideas,sotheyhidebehindsarcasmandself-righteoussnark.They’reafraidtoletanyonegetclosetothem,sotheyimaginethemselvesassomespecial,uniquesnowflakewhohasproblemsthatnobodyelsewouldeverunderstand.

           Indifferentpeopleareafraidoftheworldandtherepercussionsoftheirownchoices.That’swhytheydon’tmakeanymeaningfulchoices.Theyhideinagray,emotionlesspitoftheirownmaking,self-absorbedandself-pitying,perpetuallydistractingthemselvesfromthisunfortunatethingdemandingtheirtimeandenergycalledlife.

           Becausehere’sasneakytruthaboutlife.There’snosuchthingasnotgivingafuck.Youmustgiveafuckaboutsomething.It’spartofourbiologytoalwayscareaboutsomethingandthereforetoalwaysgiveafuck.