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           "How’sthings?"

           "TerribleandSad,"saidPooh,"becauseEeyore,whoisafriendofmine,haslosthistail.Andhe’sMopingaboutit.Socouldyouverykindlytellmehowtofinditforhim?"

           "Well,"saidOwl,"thecustomaryprocedureinsuchcasesisasfollows."

           "WhatdoesCrustimoneyProseedcakemean?"saidPooh."ForIamaBearofVeryLittleBrain,andlongwordsBotherme."

           "ItmeanstheThingtoDo."

           "Aslongasitmeansthat,Idon’tmind,"saidPoohhumbly.

           "Thethingtodoisasfollows.First,IssueaReward.Then—"

           "Justamoment,"saidPooh,holdinguphispaw."Whatdowedotothis—whatyouweresaying?Yousneezedjustasyouweregoingtotellme."

           "Ididn’tsneeze."

           "Yes,youdid,Owl."

           "Excuseme,Pooh,Ididn’t.Youcan’tsneezewithoutknowingit."

           "Well,youcan’tknowitwithoutsomethinghavingbeensneezed."

           "WhatIsaidwas,’FirstIssueaReward’."

           "You’redoingitagain,"saidPoohsadly.

           "AReward!"saidOwlveryloudly."WewriteanoticetosaythatwewillgivealargesomethingtoanybodywhofindsEeyore’stail."

           "Isee,Isee,"saidPooh,noddinghishead.