Chapter 8
Hesaidthedeadhadsouls,butwhenIaskedhim
Howthatcouldbe—Ithoughtthedeadweresouls,
Hebrokemytrance.Don’tthatmakeyoususpicious
Thatthere’ssomethingthedeadarekeepingback?
Yes,there’ssomethingthedeadarekeepingback.
—ROBERTFROST,"TWOWITCHES"
TheweekbeforeChristmasisoftenaquietoneinafuneralparlor,Shadowlearned,oversupper.Mr.Ibisexplainedittohim."ThelingeringonesareholdingonforonefinalChristmas,"saidMr.Ibis,"orevenforNewYear’s,whiletheothers,theonesforwhomotherpeople’sjollityandcelebrationwillprovetoopainful,havenotyetbeentippedovertheedgebythatlastshowingofIt’saWonderfulLife,havenotquiteencounteredthefinalstraw,orshouldIsay,thefinalsprigofhollythatbreaksnotthecamel’sbutthereindeer’sback."Andhemadealittlenoiseashesaidit,halfsmirk,halfsnort,whichsuggestedthathehadjustutteredawell-honedphraseofwhichhewasparticularlyfond.IbisandJacquelwasasmall,family-ownedfuneralhome:oneofthelasttrulyindependentfuneralhomesinthearea,orsoMr.Ibismaintained."Mostfieldsofhumanmerchandisingvaluenationwidebrandidentities,"hesaid.Mr.Ibisspokeinexplanations:agentle,earnestlecturingthatputShadowinmindofacollegeprofessorwhousedtoworkoutattheMuscleFarmandwhocouldnottalk,couldonlydiscourse,expound,explain.