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           Iburymyselfinaleader’sDigest. 

           EvenasMarlayanksTylerintoherroom,TylercanhearbrakesquealsandsirenscollectingoutinfrontoftheRegentHotel. Onthedresser,there’sadildomadeofthesamesoftpinkplasticasamillionBarbiedolls,andforamoment,TylercanpicturemillionsofbabydollsandBarbiedollsanddildosinjectionmoldedandcomingoffthesameassemblylineinTaiwan. 

           MarlalooksatTylerlookingatherdildo,andsherollshereyesandsays, "Don’tbeafraid. It’snotathreattoyou." 

           MarlashovesTylerbackoutintothehallway,andshesaysshe’ssorry,butheshouldn’thavecalledthepoliceandthat’sprobablythepolicedownstairsrightnow. 

           Inthehallway,Marlalocksthedoorto8GandshovesTylertowardthestairs. Onthestairs,TylerandMarlaflattenagainstthewallaspoliceandparamedicschargebywithoxygen,askingwhichdoorwillbe8G. 

           Marlatellsthemthedoorattheendofthehall. 

           Marlashoutstothepolicethatthegirlwholivesin8Gusedtobealovelycharminggirl,butthegirlisamonsterbitchmonster. Thegirlisinfectioushumanwaste,andshe’sconfusedandafraidtocommittothewrongthingsoshewon’tcommittoanything. 

           "Thegirlin8Ghasnofaithinherself,"Marlashouts,"andshe’sworriedthatasshegrowsolder,she’llhavefewerandfeweroptions." 

           Marlashouts, "Goodluck." 

           Thepolicepileupatthelockeddoorto8G,andMarlaandTylerhurrydowntothelobby. Behindthem,apolicemanisyellingatthedoor:"