Бойцовский клуб

           Whenfightclubmeets,TylergivestherulesheandIdecided. "Mostofyou,"Tyleryellsintheconeoflightinthecenterofthebasementfullofmen,"you’reherebecausesomeonebroketherules. Somebodytoldyouaboutfightclub." 

           Tylersays, "Well,youbetterstoptalkingoryou’dbetterstartanotherfightclubbecausenextweekyouputyournameonalistwhenyougethere,andonlythefirstfiftynamesonthelistgetin. Ifyougetin,yousetupyourfightrightawayifyouwantafight. Ifyoudon’twantafight,thereareguyswhodo,somaybeyoushouldjuststayhome. 

           "Ifthisisyourfirstnightatfightclub,"Tyleryells,"youhavetofight." 

           Mostguysareatfightclubbecauseofsomethingthey’retooscaredtofight. Afterafewfights,you’reafraidalotless. 

           Alotofbestfriendsmeetforthefirsttimeatfightclub. NowIgotomeetingsorconferencesandseefacesatconferencetables,accountantsandjuniorexecutivesorattorneys withbrokennosesspreadingoutlikeaneggplantundertheedgesofbandagesortheyhaveacouplestitchesunderaneyeorajawwiredshut. Thesearethequietyoungmenwholistenuntilit’stimetodecide. 

           Wenodtoeachother. 

           Later,mybosswillaskmehowIknowsomanyoftheseguys. 

           Accordingtomyboss,therearefewerandfewergentlemeninbusinessandmorethugs. 

           Thedemogoeson.