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           IcalledTyler. 

           ThephoneranginTyler’srentedhouseonPaperStreet. 

           Oh,Tyler,pleasedeliverme. 

           Andthephonerang. 

           Thedoormanleanedintomyshoulderandsaid, "Alotofyoungpeopledon’tknowwhattheyreallywant." 

           Oh,Tyler,pleaserescueme. 

           Andthephonerang. 

           "Youngpeople,theythinktheywantthewholeworld." 

           DelivermefromSwedishfurniture. 

           Delivermefromcleverart. 

           AndthephonerangandTyleranswered. 

           "Ifyoudon’tknowwhatyouwant,"thedoormansaid,"youendupwithalotyoudon’t." 

           MayIneverbecomplete. 

           MayIneverbecontent. 

           MayIneverbeperfect. 

           Deliverme,Tyler,frombeingperfectandcomplete. 

           TylerandIagreedtomeetatabar.