Бойцовский клуб

           Isay,no.You’veusedmeenough. 

           "Ifyoudon’tcooperate,we’llgoafterMarla." 

           Isay,leadtheway. 

           "Nowgetthefuckoutofbed,"Tylersaid, "andgetyourassintothefuckingcar." 

           SoTylerandIareupontopoftheParker-MorrisBuildingwiththegunstuckinmymouth. 

           We’redowntoourlasttenminutes. 

           TheParker-MorrisBuildingwon’tbehereintenminutes. IknowthisbecauseTylerknowsthis. 

           Thebarrelofthegunpressedagainstthebackofmythroat,Tylersays, "Wewon’treallydie." 

           Itonguethegunbarrelintomysurvivingcheekandsay, Tyler,you’rethinkingofvampires. 

           We’redowntoourlasteightminutes. 

           Thegunisjustincasethepolicehelicoptersgetheresooner. 

           ToGod,thislookslikeonemanalone,holdingaguninhisownmouth, butit’sTylerholdingthegun,andit’smylife. 

           Youtakea98-percentconcentrationoffumingnitricacid andaddtheacidtothreetimesthatamountofsulfuricacid. 

           Youhavenitroglycerin. 

           Sevenminutes. 

           Mixthevitrowithsawdust,andyouhaveaniceplasticexplosive. AlotofthespacemonkeysmixtheirvitrowithcottonandaddEpsomsaltsasasulfate. Thisworks,too.Somemonkeys,theyuseparaffinmixedwithvitro. Paraffinhasnever,everworkedforme.