Бойцовский клуб
Chapter 3
ThecharmoftravelingiseverywhereIgo,tinylife. Igotothehotel,tinysoap,tinyshampoos,single-servingbutter,tinymouthwashandasingle-usetoothbrush. Foldintothestandardairplaneseat. You’reagiant. Theproblemisyourshouldersaretoobig. YourAliceinWonderlandlegsareallofasuddenmilessolongtheytouchthefeetofthepersoninfront. Dinnerarrives,aminiaturedo-it-yourselfChickenCordonBleuhobbykit,sortofaput-ittogetherprojecttokeepyoubusy.
Thepilothasturnedontheseat-beltsign,andwewouldaskyoutorefrainfrommovingaboutthecabin.
YouwakeupatMeigsField.
Sometimes,Tylerwakesupinthedark,buzzingwiththeterrorthathe’smissedareelchangeorthemoviehasbroken orthemoviehasslippedjustenoughintheprojectorthatthesprocketsarepunchingalineofholesthroughthesoundtrack.
Afteramoviehasbeensprocketrun,thelightofthebulbshinesthroughthesoundtrackandinsteadoftalk,you’reblastedwiththehelicopterbladesound ofwhopwhopwhopaseachburstoflightcomesthroughasprockethole.
Whatelseaprojectionistshouldn’tdo:Tylermakesslidesoutofthebestsingleframesfromamovie. ThefirstfullfrontalmovieanyonecanrememberhadthenakedactressAngieDickinson.
BythetimeaprintofthismoviehadshippedfromtheWestCoasttheaterstotheEastCoasttheaters,thenudescenewasgone.Oneprojectionisttookaframe.
