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           Therestofthemeal,theguestswouldgetdrunkandeattheirMadeiraConsomme andtrytofindcluestowhoamongthemwasapsychotickiller. 

           Marlayells, "Youshotthemayor’sspecialenvoyonrecycling!" 

           Tylershotthemayor’sspecialenvoyonwhatever. 

           Marlasays, "Andyoudon’tevenhavecancer!" 

           Ithappensthatfast. 

           Snapyourfingers. 

           Everyone’slooking. 

           Iyell,youdon’thavecancereither! 

           "He’sbeencomingherefortwoyears,"Marlashouts, "andhedoesn’thaveanything!" 

           I’mtryingtosaveyourlife! 

           "What?Whydoesmylifeneedsaving?" 

           Becauseyou’vebeenfollowingme. Becauseyoufollowedmetonight,becauseyousawTylerDurdenkillsomeone, andTylerwillkillanybodywhothreatensProjectMayhem. 

           Everybodyintheroomlookssnappedoutoftheirlittletragedies. Theirlittlecancerthing. Eventhepeopleonpainmedslookwide-eyedandalert. 

           Isaytothecrowd,I’msorry. Inevermeantanyharm.Weshouldgo.Weshouldtalkaboutthisoutside. 

           Everybodygoes, "No!Stay!Whatelse?" 

           Ididn’tkillanybody,Isay.I’mnotTylerDurden. He’stheothersideofmysplitpersonality.Isay,hasanybodyhereseenthemovieSybil? 

           Marlasays, "Sowho’sgoingtokillme?" 

           Tyler.