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           "AtleastinSeattle,"Tylersays. 

           IaskwhatdidTylerdoaboutit. 

           "Whatdidwedoaboutit,"Tylersays. 

           WecalledanAssaultCommitteemeeting. 

           "Thereisn’tameandayou,anymore,"Tylersays, andhepinchestheendofmynose."Ithinkyou’vefiguredthatout." 

           Webothusethesamebody,butatdifferenttimes. 

           "Wecalledaspecialhomeworkassignment,"Tylersays. "Wesaid,`Bringmethesteamingtesticlesofhisesteemedhonor, SeattlePoliceCommissionerWhoever."’ 

           I’mnotdreaming. 

           "Yes,"Tylersays,"youare." 

           Weputtogetherateamoffourteenspacemonkeys,andfiveofthesespacemonkeyswerepolice, andwewereeverypersonintheparkwherehishonorwalkshisdog,tonight. 

           "Don’tworry,"Tylersays,"thedogisalright." 

           Thewholeattacktookthreeminuteslessthanourbestrun-through. We’dprojectedtwelveminutes. Ourbestrun-throughwasnineminutes. 

           Wehavefivespacemonkeysholdhimdown. 

           Tyler’stellingmethis,butsomehow,Ialreadyknowit. 

           Threespacemonkeyswereonlookout. 

           Onespacemonkeydidtheether. 

           Onespacemonkeytuggeddownhisesteemedsweatpants. 

           Thedogisaspaniel,andit’sjustbarkingandbarking. 

           Barkingandbarking.