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           Sir. 

           Isittrue,everybodyasks.IsTylerDurdenbuildinganarmy? That’stheword.DoesTylerDurdenonlysleeponehouranight? RumorhasitthatTyler’sontheroadstartingfightclubsalloverthecountry. What’snext,everybodywantstoknow. 

           ThemeetingsforProjectMayhemhavemovedtobiggerbasementsbecauseeachcommittee-Arson, Assault,Mischief,andMisinformation-getsbiggerasmoreguysgraduateoutoffightclub. Eachcommitteehasaleader,andeventheleadersdon’tknowwhereTyler’sat. Tylercallsthemeveryweekonthephone. 

           EverybodyonProjectMayhemwantstoknowwhat’snext. 

           Wherearewegoing? 

           Whatistheretolookforwardto? 

           OnPaperStreet,MarlaandIwalkthroughthegardenatnightwithourbarefeet,everystepbrushingupthesmellofsage andlemonverbenaandrosegeranium. Blackshirtsandblackpantshuncharounduswithcandles, liftingplantleavestokillasnailorslug. Marlaasks,what’sgoingonhere? 

           Tuftsofhairsurfacebesidethedirtclods. Hairandshit.Bonemealandbloodmeal. Theplantsaregrowingfasterthanthespacemonkeyscancutthemback. 

           Marlaasks, "Whatareyougoingtodo?" 

           What’stheword? 

           Inthedirtisashiningspotofgold,andIkneeldowntosee. What’sgoingtohappennext,Idon’tknow,ItellMarla.