Бойцовский клуб
Chapter 17
BeforeIleaveforwork,IaskBigBob,wholethimin? Whoassignedhimthistask?DidheseeTyler?WasTylerherelastnight?
BigBobsays, "ThefirstruleinProjectMayhemisyoudon’ttalk-"
Icuthimoff.Isay,yeah.Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah.
AndwhileI’matwork,teamsofspacemonkeysdigupthemuddylawnaroundthehouse andcutthedirtwithEpsomsaltstolowertheacidity, andspadeinloadsoffreesteermanurefromthestockyards andbagsofhairclippingsfrombarbershopstowardoffmoles andmiceandboosttheproteininthesoil.
Atanytimeofthenight,spacemonkeysfromsomeslaughterhousecomehomewithbagsofblood mealtoboosttheironinthesoilandbonemealtoboostthephosphorus.
Teamsofspacemonkeysplantbasilandthymeandlettuceandstartsofwitchhazelandeucalyptus andmockorangeandmintinakaleidoscopeknotpattern. Arosewindowineveryshadeofgreen. Andotherteamsgooutatnightandkilltheslugsandsnailsbycandlelight. Anotherteamofspacemonkeyspicksonlythemostperfectleaves andjuniperberriestoboilforanaturaldye. Comfreybecauseit’sanaturaldisinfectant. Violetleavesbecausetheycureheadaches andsweetwoodruffbecauseitgivessoapacut-grasssmell.
