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           Jackandthebeanstalk,you’llclimbupthroughthedrippingforestcanopy andtheairwillbesocleanyou’llseetinyfigurespoundingcorn andlayingstripsofvenisontodryintheemptycarpoollaneofanabandonedsuperhighway stretchingeight-lanes-wideandAugust-hotforathousandmiles." 

           ThiswasthegoalofProjectMayhem,Tylersaid, thecompleteandrightawaydestructionofcivilization. 

           WhatcomesnextinProjectMayhem,nobodyexceptTylerknows. Thesecondruleisyoudon’taskquestions. 

           "Don’tgetanybullets,"TylertoldtheAssaultCommittee. "Andjustsoyoudon’tworryaboutit,yes,you’regoingtohavetokillsomeone. 

           Arson.Assault.MischiefandMisinformation. 

           Noquestions.Noquestions.Noexcusesandnolies. 

           ThefifthruleaboutProjectMayhemisyouhavetotrustTyler. 

           Tylerwantedmetotypeupandcopy. Aweekago,TylerwaspacingoutthedimensionsofthebasementoftherentedhouseonPaperStreet. It’ssixty-fiveshoelengthsfronttobackandfortyshoelengthssidetoside. Tylerwasthinkingoutloud.Tyleraskedme, "Whatissixtimesseven?" 

           Forty-two. 

           "Andforty-twotimesthree?" 

           Onehundredandtwenty-six. 

           Tylergavemeahandwrittenlistofnotesandsaidtotypeitandmakeseventy-twocopies