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           Wegoupstairstoherroom,andMarlatellsmehowinthewildyoudon’tseeoldanimals becauseassoonastheyage,animalsdie. Iftheygetsickorslowdown,somethingstrongerkillsthem. Animalsaren’tmeanttogetold. 

           Marlaliesdownonherbedandundoesthetieonherbathrobe,andsaysourculturehasmadedeathsomethingwrong. Oldanimalsshouldbeanunnaturalexception. 

           Freaks. 

           Marla’scoldandsweatingwhileItellherhowincollegeIhadawartonce. Onmypenis,onlyIsay,dick. Iwenttothemedicalschooltohaveitremoved. Thewart.Afterwards,Itoldmyfather. Thiswasyearsafter,andmydadlaughed andtoldmeIwasafoolbecausewartslikethatarenature’sFrenchtickler. WomenlovethemandGodwasdoingmeafavor. 

           KneelingnexttoMarla’sbedwithmyhandsstillcoldfromoutside, feelingMarla’scoldskinalittleatatime, rubbingalittleofMarlabetweenmyfingerseveryinch, MarlasaysthosewartsthatareGod’sFrenchticklersgivewomencervicalcancer. 

           SoIwassittingonthepaperbeltinanexaminingroom atthemedicalschoolwhileamedicalstudentspraysacanisterofliquidnitrogenonmydick andeightmedicalstudentswatched. Thisiswhereyouendupifyoudon’thavemedicalinsurance. Onlytheydon’tcallitadick,theycalleditapenis, andwhateveryoucallit,sprayitwithliquidnitrogen andyoumightaswellburnitwithlye,ithurtssobad.