Чарли и шоколадная фабрика

           Sopleasebelieveuswhenwesay 

           Thatchewinggumwillneverpay; 

           Thisstickyhabit’sboundtosend 

           Thechewertoastickyend. 

           Didanyofyoueverknow 

           ApersoncalledMissBigelow? 

           Thisdreadfulwomansawnowrong 

           Inchewing,chewingalldaylong. 

           Shechewedwhilebathinginthetub, 

           Shechewedwhiledancingatherclub, 

           Shechewedinchurchandonthebus; 

           Itreallywasquiteludicrous! 

           Andwhenshecouldn’tfindhergum, 

           She’dchewupthelinoleum, 

           Oranythingthathappenednear— 

           Apairofboots,thepostman’sear, 

           Orotherpeople’sunderclothes,