Чарли и шоколадная фабрика

           ’Themostimportantthingwe’velearned, 

           Sofaraschildrenareconcerned, 

           Isnever,NEVER,NEVERlet 

           Themnearyourtelevisionset— 

           Orbetterstill,justdon’tinstall 

           Theidioticthingatall. 

           Inalmosteveryhousewe’vebeen, 

           We’vewatchedthemgapingatthescreen. 

           Theylollandslopandloungeabout, 

           Andstareuntiltheireyespopout. 

           (Lastweekinsomeone’splacewesaw 

           Adozeneyeballsonthefloor.) 

           Theysitandstareandstareandsit 

           Untilthey’rehypnotizedbyit, 

           Untilthey’reabsolutelydrunk 

           Withallthatshockingghastlyjunk. 

           Ohyes,weknowitkeepsthemstill, 

           Theydon’tclimboutthewindowsill,