Над пропастью во ржи

           Halfthetime,ifyoureallywanttoknowthetruth,whenI’mhorsingaroundwithagirl,IhaveahelluvalotoftroublejustfindingwhatI’mlookingfor,forGod’ssake,ifyouknowwhatImean.TakethisgirlthatIjustmissedhavingsexualintercoursewith,thatItoldyouabout.Ittookmeaboutanhourtojustgethergoddambrassiereoff.BythetimeIdidgetitoff,shewasaboutreadytospitinmyeye.

           Anyway,Ikeptwalkingaroundtheroom,waitingforthisprostitutetoshowup.Ikepthopingshe’dbegood-looking.Ididn’tcaretoomuch,though.Isortofjustwantedtogetitoverwith.Finally,somebodyknockedonthedoor,andwhenIwenttoopenit,IhadmysuitcaserightinthewayandIfelloveritanddamnnearbrokemyknee.Ialwayspickagorgeoustimetofalloverasuitcaseorsomething.

           WhenIopenedthedoor,thisprostitutewasstandingthere.Shehadapolocoaton,andnohat.Shewassortofablonde,butyoucouldtellshedyedherhair.Shewasn’tanyoldbag,though."Howdoyoudo,"Isaid.Suaveashell,boy.

           "YoutheguyMauricesaid?"sheaskedme.Shedidn’tseemtoogoddamfriendly.

           "Ishetheelevatorboy?"

           "Yeah,"shesaid.

           "Yes,Iam.Comein,won’tyou?"Isaid.Iwasgettingmoreandmorenonchalantasitwentalong.Ireallywas.

           Shecameinandtookhercoatoffrightawayandsortofchuckeditonthebed.Shehadonagreendressunderneath.