Матильда
The Weekly Test
ButIdon’tsupposethisbunchofmoronswe’vegotherewilleverreaditbecausebythelookofthemtheyarenevergoingtolearntoreadanything!"
"I’vereadit,"Matildasaidquietly.
TheTrunchbullflickedherheadroundandlookedcarefullyatthesmallgirlwithdarkhairanddeepbrowneyessittinginthesecondrow."Whatdidyousay?"sheaskedsharply.
"IsaidI’vereadit,MissTrunchbull."
"Readwhat?"
"NicholasNickleby,MissTrunchbull."
"Youarelyingtome,madam!"theTrunchbullshouted,glaringatMatilda."Idoubtthereisasinglechildintheentireschoolwhohasreadthatbook,andhereyouare,anunhatchedshrimpsittinginthelowestformthereis,tryingtotellmeawhoppinggreatlielikethat!Whydoyoudoit?Youmusttakemeforafool!Doyoutakemeforafool,child?"
"Well..."Matildasaid,thenshehesitated.Shewouldliketohavesaid,"Yes,Ijollywelldo,"butthatwouldhavebeensuicide."Well..."shesaidagain,stillhesitating,stillrefusingtosay"No".
TheTrunchbullsensedwhatthechildwasthinkingandshedidn’tlikeit."Standupwhenyouspeaktome!"shesnapped."Whatisyourname?"
Matildastoodupandsaid,"MynameisMatildaWormwood,MissTrunchbull."
"Wormwood,isit?"theTrunchbullsaid."InthatcaseyoumustbethedaughterofthatmanwhoownsWormwoodMotors?"
"Yes,MissTrunchbull."
"He’sacrook!"theTrunchbullshouted."Aweekagohesoldmeasecond-handcarthathesaidwasalmostnew.Ithoughthewasasplendidfellowthen