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Bruce Bogtrotter and the Cake
Whenshespokeagainhervoicewassuddenlysofter,quieter,morefriendly,andsheleanedtowardstheboy,smiling."Youlikemyspecialchocolatecake,don’tyou,Bogtrotter?It’srichanddelicious,isn’tit,Bogtrotter?"
"Verygood,"theboymumbled.Thewordswereoutbeforehecouldstophimself.
"You’reright,"theTrunchbullsaid."Itisverygood.ThereforeIthinkyoushouldcongratulatethecook.Whenagentlemanhashadaparticularlygoodmeal,Bogtrotter,healwayssendshiscomplimentstothechef.Youdidn’tknowthat,didyou,Bogtrotter?Butthosewhoinhabitthecriminalunderworldarenotnotedfortheirgoodmanners."
Theboyremainedsilent.
"Cook!"theTrunchbullshouted,turningherheadtowardsthedoor."Comehere,cook!Bogtrotterwishestotellyouhowgoodyourchocolatecakeis!"
Thecook,atallshrivelledfemalewholookedasthoughallofherbody-juiceshadbeendriedoutofherlongagoinahotoven,walkedontotheplatformwearingadirtywhiteapron.
HerentrancehadclearlybeenarrangedbeforehandbytheHeadmistress.
"Nowthen,Bogtrotter,"theTrunchbullboomed."Tellcookwhatyouthinkofherchocolatecake."
"Verygood,"theboymumbled.Youcouldseehewasnowbeginningtowonderwhatallthiswasleadingupto.TheonlythingheknewforcertainwasthatthelawforbadetheTrunchbulltohithimwiththeriding-cropthatshekeptsmackingagainstherthigh.Thatwassomecomfort,butnotmuchbecausetheTrunchbullwastotallyunpredictable.Oneneverknewwhatshewasgoingtodonext.