Mr. Toad
ITwasabrightmorningintheearlypartofsummer;theriverhadresumeditswontedbanksanditsaccustomedpace,andahotsunseemedtobepullingeverythinggreenandbushyandspikyupoutoftheearthtowardshim,asifbystrings.TheMoleandtheWaterRathadbeenupsincedawn,verybusyonmattersconnectedwithboatsandtheopeningoftheboatingseason;paintingandvarnishing,mendingpaddles,repairingcushions,huntingformissingboat-hooks,andsoon;andwerefinishingbreakfastintheirlittleparlourandeagerlydiscussingtheirplansfortheday,whenaheavyknocksoundedatthedoor.
"Bother!"saidtheRat,alloveregg."Seewhoitis,Mole,likeagoodchap,sinceyou’vefinished."
TheMolewenttoattendthesummons,andtheRatheardhimutteracryofsurprise.Thenheflungtheparlourdooropen,andannouncedwithmuchimportance,"Mr.Badger!"
Thiswasawonderfulthing,indeed,thattheBadgershouldpayaformalcallonthem,orindeedonanybody.Hegenerallyhadtobecaught,ifyouwantedhimbadly,asheslippedquietlyalongahedgerowofanearlymorningoralateevening,orelsehuntedupinhisownhouseinthemiddleoftheWood,whichwasaseriousundertaking.
TheBadgerstrodeheavilyintotheroom,andstoodlookingatthetwoanimalswithanexpressionfullofseriousness.TheRatlethisegg-spoonfallonthetable-cloth,andsatopen-mouthed.
"Thehourhascome!"saidtheBadgeratlastwithgreatsolemnity.