О дивный новый мир

           "John!"

           Hecameinatonce,pausedforamomentjustinsidethedoor,lookedround,thensoftonhismoccasinedfeetstrodequicklyacrosstheroom,fellonhiskneesinfrontoftheDirector,andsaidinaclearvoice:"Myfather!"

           Theword(for"father"wasnotsomuchobsceneas–withitsconnotationofsomethingatoneremovefromtheloathsomenessandmoralobliquityofchild-bearing–merelygross,ascatologicalratherthanapornographicimpropriety);thecomicallysmuttywordrelievedwhathadbecomeaquiteintolerabletension.Laughterbrokeout,enormous,almosthysterical,pealafterpeal,asthoughitwouldneverstop.Myfather–anditwastheDirector!Myfather!OhFord,ohFord!Thatwasreallytoogood.Thewhoopingandtheroaringrenewedthemselves,facesseemedonthepointofdisintegration,tearswerestreaming.Sixmoretest-tubesofspermatozoawereupset.Myfather!

           Pale,wild-eyed,theDirectorglaredabouthiminanagonyofbewilderedhumiliation.

           Myfather!Thelaughter,whichhadshownsignsofdyingaway,brokeoutagainmoreloudlythanever.Heputhishandsoverhisearsandrushedoutoftheroom.