Убийство Роджера Экройда
The Man Who Grew Vegetable Marrows
Iriskedthesubstancefortheshadow.""Icomprehend,"saidMr.Porrott."Youspeculated?"Inoddedmournfully,butinspiteofmyselfIfeltsecretlyentertained.Thisridiculouslittlemanwassoportentouslysolemn.
"NotthePorcupineOilfields?"heaskedsuddenly.
Istared.
"Ithoughtofthem,asamatteroffact,butintheendIplumpedforagoldmineinWesternAustralia."MyneighbourwasregardingmewithastrangeexpressionwhichIcouldnotfathom.
"ItisFate,"hesaidatlast.
"WhatisFate?"Iaskedirritably.
"ThatIshouldlivenexttoamanwhoseriouslyconsidersPorcupineOilfields,andalsoWestAustralianGoldMines.
Tellme,haveyoualsoapenchantforauburnhair?"Istaredathimopen-mouthed,andheburstoutlaughing.
"No,no,itisnottheinsanitythatIsufferfrom.Makeyourmindeasy.ItwasafoolishquestionthatIputtoyouthere,for,yousee,myfriendofwhomIspokewasayoungman,amanwhothoughtallwomengood,andmostofthembeautiful.Butyouareamanofmiddleage,adoctor,amanwhoknowsthefollyandthevanityofmostthingsinthislifeofours.Well,well,weareneighbours.Ibegofyoutoacceptandpresenttoyourexcellentsistermybestmarrow."Hestooped,andwithaflourishproducedanimmensespecimenofthetribe,whichIdulyacceptedinthespiritinwhichitwasoffered.