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           ItwasjustthenthatGandalfcameback.Butnoonesawhim.Thetrollshadjustdecidedtoroastthedwarvesnowandeatthemlater-thatwasBert’sidea,andafteralotofargumenttheyhadallagreedtoit."Nogoodroasting’emnow,it’dtakeallnight,"saidavoice.BertthoughtitwasWilliam’s.

           "Don’tstarttheargumentallover-again.Bill,"hesaid,"oritwilltakeallnight."

           "Who’sa-arguing?"saidWilliam,whothoughtitwas.Bertthathadspoken.

           "Youare,"saidBert.

           "You’realiar,"saidWilliam;andsotheargumentbegalloveragain.Intheendtheydecidedtomincethemfineandboilthem.Sotheygotablackpot,andtheytookouttheirknives.

           "Nogoodboiling’em!Weain’tgotnowater,andit’salongwaytothewellandall,"saidavoice.BertandWilliamthoughtitwasTom’s."Shutup!"saidthey,"orwe’llneverhavedone.Andyercanfetchthewateryerself,ifyersayanymore."

           "Shutupyerself!"saidTom,whothoughtitwasWilliam’svoice."Who’sarguingbutyou.I’dliketoknow."

           "You’reabooby,"saidWilliam.

           "Boobyyerself!"saidTom.

           Andsotheargumentbeganalloveragain,andwentonhotterthanever,untilatlasttheydecidedtositonthesacksonebyoneandsquashthem,andboilthemnexttime.