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           "Don’tbeabsurd! Heisanenemyquitebeyondthepowersofallthedwarvesputtogether,iftheycouldallbecollectedagainfromthefourcornersoftheworld. Theonethingyourfatherwishedwasforhissontoreadthemapandusethekey. ThedragonandtheMountainaremorethanbigenoughtasksforyou!" 

           "Hear,hear!"saidBilbo,andaccidentallysaiditaloud, "Hearwhat?"theyallsaidturningsuddenlytowardshim,andhewassoflusteredthatheanswered"HearwhatIhavegottosay! ""What’sthat?"theyasked. "Well,IshouldsaythatyououghttogoEastandhavealookround. 

           AfterallthereistheSide-door,anddragonsmustsleepsometimes,Isuppose. 

           Ifyousitonthedoorsteplongenough,Idaresayyouwillthinkofsomething. Andwell,don’tyouknow,Ithinkwehavetalkedlongenoughforonenight,ifyouseewhatImean. Whataboutbed,andanearlystart,andallthat? Iwillgiveyouagoodbreakfastbeforeyougo." 

           "Beforewego,Isupposeyoumean,"saidThorin. "Aren’tyoutheburglar? Andisn’tsittingonthedoor-stepyourjob,nottospeakofgettinginsidethedoor? ButIagreeaboutbedandbreakfast. Ilikeeggswithmyham,whenstartingonajourney:friednotpoached,andmindyoudon’tbreak’em." 

           Afteralltheothershadorderedtheirbreakfastswithoutsomuchasaplease(whichannoyedBilboverymuch),theyallgotup. Thehobbithadtofindroomforthemall,andfilledallhisspare-roomsandmadebedsonchairsandsofas,beforehegotthemallstowedandwenttohisownlittlebedverytiredandnotaltogetherhappy.