Chapter 1
OncewhenIwassixIsawamagnificentpictureinabookaboutthejungle,calledTrueStories. Itshowedaboaconstrictorswallowingawildbeast. Hereisacopyofthepicture.
Inthebookitsaid: "Boaconstrictorsswallowtheirpreywhole,withoutchewing. Afterwardtheyarenolongerabletomove,andtheysleepforsixmonthstheyneedfordigestion."
InthosedaysIthoughtalotaboutjungleadventures,andeventuallymanagedtomakemyfirstdrawing,withacoloredpencil. MydrawingNumberOnelookedlikethis:
Ishowedthegrown-upsmymasterpiece,andIaskedthemifmydrawingscaredthem.
Theyanswered,"Whyshouldanyonebescaredofahat?"
Mydrawingwasnotapictureofahat. Itwasapictureofaboaconstrictordigestinganelephant. ThenIdrewtheinsideoftheboaconstrictor,sothegrown-upscouldunderstand. Theyalwaysneedexplanations.
MydrawingNumberTwolookedlikethis:
Thegrown-upsadvisedmetoputawaymydrawingsofboaconstrictors,outsideorinside,andapplymyselfinsteadtogeography,history,arithmetic,andgrammar. ThatiswhyIgaveup,attheageofsix,amagnificentcareerasanartist. IhadbeendiscouragedbythefailureofmydrawingNumberOneandofmydrawingNumberTwo.
Grown-upsneverunderstandanythingbythemselves,anditisexhaustingforchildrentohavetoexplainoverandoveragain.