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Narcissus Off Duty
Amory,throughKerry,hadhadavaguedriftingacquaintancewithhim,butnotuntilJanuaryofsenioryeardidtheirfriendshipcommence.
"Heardthelatest?"saidTom,cominginlateonedrizzlyeveningwiththattriumphantairhealwaysworeafterasuccessfulconversationalbout.
"No.Somebodyflunkedout?Oranothershipsunk?"
"Worsethanthat.Aboutone-thirdofthejuniorclassaregoingtoresignfromtheirclubs."
"What!"
"Actualfact!"
"Why!"
"Spiritofreformandallthat.BurneHolidayisbehindit.Theclubpresidentsareholdingameetingto-nighttoseeiftheycanfindajointmeansofcombatingit."
"Well,what’stheideaofthething?"
"Oh,clubsinjurioustoPrincetondemocracy;costalot;drawsociallines,taketime;theregularlineyougetsometimesfromdisappointedsophomores.Woodrowthoughttheyshouldbeabolishedandallthat."
"Butthisistherealthing?"
"Absolutely.Ithinkit’llgothrough."
"ForPete’ssake,tellmemoreaboutit."
"Well,"beganTom,"itseemsthattheideadevelopedsimultaneouslyinseveralheads.IwastalkingtoBurneawhileago,andheclaimsthatit’salogicalresultifanintelligentpersonthinkslongenoughaboutthesocialsystem.Theyhada’discussioncrowd’andthepointofabolishingtheclubswasbroughtupbysomeone—everybodythereleapedatit—ithadbeenineachone’smind,moreorless,anditjustneededasparktobringitout."
"Fine!IswearIthinkit’llbemostentertaining.