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           Well,hereweare,yourhundredsheep,

           Tuneup,playon,pourforth...wesleep...

           Youareastudent,sotheysay;

           Youhammeredouttheotherday

           Asyllabus,fromwhatweknow

           Ofsomeforgottenfolio;

           You’dsniffledthroughanera’smust,

           Fillingyournostrilsupwithdust,

           Andthen,arisingfromyourknees,

           Published,inonegiganticsneeze...

           Buthere’saneighboronmyright,

           AnEagerAss,consideredbright;

           Askerofquestions....Howhe’llstand,

           Withearnestairandfidgyhand,

           Afterthishour,tellingyou

           Hesatallnightandburrowedthrough

           Yourbook....Oh,you’llbecoyandhe

           Willsimulateprecosity,

           Andpedantsboth,you’llsmileandsmirk,

           Andleer,andhastenbacktowork....

           ’Twasthisdayweek,sir,youreturned

           Athemeofmine,fromwhichIlearned

           (Throughvariouscommentontheside

           Whichyouhadscrawled)thatIdefied

           Thehighestrulesofcriticism

           Forcheapandcarelesswitticism....

           ’Areyouquitesurethatthiscouldbe?’

           And

           ’Shawisnoauthority!’

           ButEagerAss,withwhathe’ssent,

           Playshavocwithyourbestpercent.

           Still—stillImeetyouhereandthere...

           WhenShakespeare’splayedyouholdachair,

           Andsomedefunct,moth-eatenstar

           Enchantsthementalprigyouare...

           Aradicalcomesdownandshocks

           Theatheisticorthodox?

           You’rerepresentingCommonSense,

           Mouthopen,intheaudience.

           And,sometimes,evenchapellures

           Thatconscioustoleranceofyours,

           Thatbroadandbeamingviewoftruth

           (IncludingKantandGeneralBooth...)

           Andsofromshocktoshockyoulive,

           Ahollow,paleaffirmative...

           Thehour’sup...