Гарри Поттер и Принц-полукровка
Draco’s Detour
Setagainstthedull,poster-muffledshopFrontsaroundthem,FredandGeorgeswindowshittheeyelikeafireworkdisplay.Casualpassersbywerelookingbackovertheirshouldersatthewindows,andafewratherstunned-lookingpeoplehadactuallycometoahalt,transfixed.Theleft-handwindowwasdazzlinglyfullofanassortmentofgoodsthatrevolved,popped,flashed,bounced,andshrieked;Harry’seyesbegantowaterjustlookingatit.Theright-handwindowwascoveredwithagiganticposter,purplelikethoseoftheMinistry,butemblazonedwithflashingyellowletters:
WhyAreYouWorryingAboutYou-Know-Who?
YouSHOULDBeWorryingAbout
U-NO-POO—
theConstipationSensationThat’sGrippingtheNation!
Harrystartedtolaugh.HeheardaweaksortofmoanbesidehimandlookedaroundtoseeMrs.Weasleygazing,dumbfounded,attheposter.Herlipsmovedsilently,mouthingthename"U-No-Poo."
"They’llbemurderedintheirbeds!"shewhispered.
"Notheywon’t!"saidRon,who,likeHarry,waslaughing."Thisisbrilliant!"
AndheandHarryledthewayintotheshop.Itwaspackedwithcustomers;Harrycouldnotgetneartheshelves.Hestaredaround,lookingupattheboxespiledtotheceiling:hereweretheSkivingSnackboxesthatthetwinshadperfectedduringtheirlast,unfinishedyearatHogwarts;HarrynoticedthattheNosebleedNougatwasmostpopular,withonlyonebatteredboxleftontheshelf.
