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           TheHatterwasthefirsttobreakthesilence. "Whatdayofthemonthisit? "hesaid,turningtoAlice: hehadtakenhiswatchoutofhispocket,andwaslookingatituneasily,shakingiteverynowandthen,andholdingittohisear. 

           Aliceconsideredalittle,andthensaid"Thefourth." 

           "Twodayswrong! "sighedtheHatter. "Itoldyoubutterwouldn’tsuittheworks! "headdedlookingangrilyattheMarchHare. 

           "Itwasthebestbutter,"theMarchHaremeeklyreplied. 

           "Yes,butsomecrumbsmusthavegotinaswell,"theHattergrumbled: "youshouldn’thaveputitinwiththebread-knife. "TheMarchHaretookthewatchandlookedatitgloomily: thenhedippeditintohiscupoftea,andlookedatitagain: buthecouldthinkofnothingbettertosaythanhisfirstremark,"Itwasthebestbutter,youknow." 

           Alicehadbeenlookingoverhisshoulderwithsomecuriosity."Whatafunnywatch!"sheremarked. "Ittellsthedayofthemonth,anddoesn’ttellwhato’clockitis!" 

           "Whyshouldit? "mutteredtheHatter. "Doesyourwatchtellyouwhatyearitis?" 

           "Ofcoursenot,"Alicerepliedveryreadily: "butthat’sbecauseitstaysthesameyearforsuchalongtimetogether." 

           "Whichisjustthecasewithmine,"saidtheHatter.