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Alice’s Evidence
(TheunfortunatelittleBillhadleftoffwritingonhisslatewithonefinger,ashefounditmadenomark; buthenowhastilybeganagain,usingtheink,thatwastricklingdownhisface,aslongasitlasted. )‘Thenthewordsdon’tfityou,’saidtheKing,lookingroundthecourtwithasmile. Therewasadeadsilence.
‘It’sapun! ’theKingaddedinanoffendedtone,andeverybodylaughed,‘Letthejuryconsidertheirverdict,’theKingsaid,foraboutthetwentiethtimethatday.
‘No,no! ’saidtheQueen. ‘Sentencefirst—verdictafterwards.’
‘Stuffandnonsense! ’saidAliceloudly. ‘Theideaofhavingthesentencefirst!’
‘Holdyourtongue! ’saidtheQueen,turningpurple.
‘Iwon’t! ’saidAlice.
‘Offwithherhead! ’theQueenshoutedatthetopofhervoice. Nobodymoved.
‘Whocaresforyou? ’saidAlice,(shehadgrowntoherfullsizebythistime. )‘You’renothingbutapackofcards!’
Atthisthewholepackroseupintotheair,andcameflyingdownuponher: shegavealittlescream,halfoffrightandhalfofanger,andtriedtobeatthemoff,andfoundherselflyingonthebank,withherheadinthelapofhersister,whowasgentlybrushingawaysomedeadleavesthathadfluttereddownfromthetreesuponherface.
‘Wakeup,Alicedear! ’saidhersister; ‘Why,whatalongsleepyou’vehad!’