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           Norcanoneblamethem.Theyhadexperiencedsimilarinvestigationsinthepast.Theyknewonwhichsidetheirbreadwasbuttered.Theyknewthatalltheirsidesandmostoftheirribswouldacheveryquicklyafterthetakingoftheirtestimony...ifsaidtestimonywereadversetotheprisonadministration.Oh,believeme,myreader,itisaveryancientstory.ItwasancientinoldBabylon,manyathousandyearsago,asIwellrememberofthatoldtimewhenIrottedinprisonwhilepalaceintriguesshookthecourt.

           AsIhavesaid,everyconvicttestifiedtothehumanenessofWardenAtherton’sadministration.Infact,sotouchingweretheirtestimonialstothekindnessoftheWarden,tothegoodandvariedqualityofthefoodandthecooking,tothegentlenessoftheguards,andtothegeneraldecencyandeaseandcomfortoftheprisondomicile,thattheoppositionnewspapersofSanFranciscoraisedanindignantcryformorerigourinthemanagementofourprisons,inthat,otherwise,honestbutlazycitizenswouldbeseducedintoseekingenrolmentasprisonguests.

           TheSenateCommitteeeveninvadedsolitary,wherethethreeofushadlittletoloseandnothingtogain.JakeOppenheimerspatinitsfacesandtolditsmembers,allandsundry,togotohell.